Imagined Social Trappings
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#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)
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”We’re trying to schedule everything around everything. Obviously, Sherlock Holmes is off battling Captain Kirk, and Dr Watson is helping Gandalf, and I’m in the TARDIS.
Steven Moffat, on being asked when Season 3 of Sherlock will happen. (x)
(Source: furryraree)
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”Hey, Germany. The pope is infallible! He doesn’t have to obey your stupid traffic laws. If he wants to do a hundred miles per hour backward down a one way street, on the sidewalk, texting with one hand while he Tokyo Drifts through a school zone, screaming, “I don’t give a fuck!” with his windows rolled down and his system up… that’s God’s will.
Stephen Colbert, (on whether or not the Pope should have to wear his seatbelt in Germany)
(Source: wemustneverever)
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“You Cannot Pass” by Donato Giancola.
“You cannot pass,” he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell.
“I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.”
The Balrog made no answer. The fire in it seemed to die, but the darkness grew. It stepped forward slowly on to the bridge, and sudden;y it drew itself up to a great height, and its wings were spread from wall to wall; but still Gandalf could be seen, glimmering in the gloom; he seemed small, and altogether alone: grey and bent, like a wizened tree before the onset of a storm.
From out of the shadow a red sword leapt flaming.
Glamdring glittered white in answer.
There was a ringing clash and a stab of white fire. The Balrog fell back and its sword flew up in molten fragments. The wizard swayed on the bridge, stepped back a pace, and then again stood still.”
~ J.R.R. Tolkien, “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring”
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Buying a real sword made by Elves…$399 dollars
Buying a matching costumes to go with it…$499 dollars
Paying your way into the ranks of some Elves atop a wall in the middle of a Dike…$399 to a sober man, $149 to a drunken warrior.
Seeing your pointy-elf buddy outscored by a dwarf who stands not even to the Elf’s belt…Priceless.
There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Bribery. -
The fact that this entire scene was cut from the movie:
Need this on my dash again.
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